Introducing the Carrot Tops Allotment Shop!



If you like cheeky sayings and allotment related pop culture references printing on things – then this is the shop for you!

With Mother’s Day just around the corner – now is a good time to introduce you to the Carrot Tops Allotment Shop.

But, it’s not just for Mother’s Day, you can buy things all year round, making this shop perfect for any and all occasions.

All of these products have been designed by yours truly and they’re a combination of funny allotment or gardening sayings, along with plays on words of pop culture references.

Towards the end of 2021 and heading into 2022, I came to the realisation that I need to come up with ways to support the running of the blog and so I’ve designed some merch that hopefully will put a smile on your face, or might put a smile on your face for someone close to you, who loves gardening or has an allotment.

All proceeds go back into funding and supporting the blog


Because there’s nothing sweeter than a cup of tea or coffee at the allotment after a decent bit of graft…


Allotmentmania is running wild, brother!

Suggested combination

Much like most things gardening related, you sow the seeds and hope for the best….

This flask looks like a lot of fun, and it’ll certainly be talking point with other allotment holders. It’ll keep the tea warm, that’s for sure….

…Hmm.. Sometimes tea, coffee or any other warm beverage can taste rubbish out of a flask, I’ll need a mug to go with that…

…Also….I’ll need something to carry all of this cool new swag in, plus all of the other things that you usually take with you to the allotment..

Delivery can take up to 6–8 business days fulfil and I hope you enjoy using them. If you make a purchase, be sure to strike a pose on Instagram and tell your friends. 😀




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